Back in 2004, I had a donations page up that I thought was pretty funny. Now, with over a decade of wisdom and hindsight, it feels super-weird to ask for donations. So I've taken down that paypal link. If you'd like to support me with your money, feel free to buy my books or hire me to write something for you. But if you'd like to make a donation, please donate to an organization that helps the world and makes life better for people -- your local food bank or local public library is a great place to start.

    You might well ask, "But Seth, if you no longer want donations, why do you still have a giant donations page on your website?" Well first of all, I can't actually answer you in real time, that's not how websites work, Mom. But also, I have a lot of hand-coded pages with a big Donations link in the header, and it would be a huge hassle to try to track down the font and color I built this with back in 2004, and then make a new page beginning with D, and then update the many dozens of pages with the new graphic. So I am lazy and am leaving this here for now. Probably not many people will even read this page anyway*.

* I mean, you did, though. Because you're special. Hooray for you! Seriously, though, thanks for reading.