Yes, I know Father’s Day already happened, but it’s only today that my column about it appears in the paper. I’ll actually see my father later today. Hopefully he doesn’t find the column. If you have, let me assure you, I mean nothing further, father. Or is that father further? If you ate lots of beans, would you be the farther father farter?

This is why I should not write posts just before running out the door.

So, although this is by now old news to those of you who are friends with the rapping-est hamster on the Myspaces, the rest of you may be interested in seeing my hamster rap music video. It doesn’t feature shots of the actual performers, opting instead for a more “random photographs thrown into flash” aesthetic, but it still pleases me, and I can confidently say that it is the best music video you’ll see this year*

Ham-STAR vs. Mystical Hamsta: Runnin’

As long as we’re talking about videos, the best music video you’ll see last year** is this collaboration with the inimitable Lex Friedman. And when I say “collaboration”, I mean that I we both wrote words and storyboarded, but he did all of the work of actually recording the song and filming himself and putting the video together.

“Just Google”

Finally, at one point, master puppeteer Dan Weissbrodt and I worked together to create a music video for a contest that Turbotax was holding. Since we didn’t win, I think we can safely say that the judges didn’t know much about good rap. Which is odd, given that Vanilla Ice was a judge. Stop, Ninja, Stop, Ninja, Stop. Anyway, if you like puppets, here’s our video for that:

“Save to the Max”

*that is a collaboration between one hamster rapper from Massachusetts and one hamster rapper from Australia.

**seriously, no qualifiers.

Those responsible have been sacked.

No llamas were harmed in the making of this post.

So, I just realized that my previous post, which I edited yesterday, seems to imply that I wrote about my book review on June 10th. This is, in fact, not the case. But I’m going to leave that there because I don’t feel like editing it any more. Eddie edited it*.

I feel confident that I will be able to keep up some weekly blogging here. If nothing else, I’ll be able to give you a new link to my most recent column every week. And in this particular case, the most recent one is about Microsoft, John McCain, and the terrible secret of space**. Now that I’m linking to new columns every week in this here blog, I’ll feel less bad about not updating my giant online archive in my column section. Actually, I may take down the archive and just leave up a “Best Of”, so if you’ve been waiting to squander a few hours reading through my entire column archive, June is a good month in which to do it.

Finally, I’ve noticed that I’ve suddenly fallen in the Google rankings. Searching for Seth Brown no longer returns this page in the top ten results, whereas I used to be first. I coulda been a contenda! I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Sitting on. Anyway, I’m Jonesing*** for a return to the top of the rankings mainly so I can tell people, “I’m online, just google for Seth Brown.” I’d tell them to search for Rising Pun, but I just noted some upstart House of the Rising Pun humor page seems to have sprung into existence. It’s almost as if other people are on the same Internet as I am. Preposterous!

*okay, he didn’t, but it’s a fun tongue-twister.

**where by “space”, I mean “McCain”.

***See post title.

Well, thanks to the technological efforts of Lex Friedman, RisingPun.com is back on the air. Now that I can update my blog without having to hand-code four different pages, maybe I’ll update my blog more often. Time will tell.

Meanwhile, I’ll tell you that my book review* was in the USA Today. Yesterday.
*(me reviewing someone else’s book, not vice versa.)

This is an example of a WordPress page, which Seth could have edited to put information about himself or his site so readers know where he is coming from. Unfortunately, where he is coming from is a place where this WordPress business is all new to him. (Also, he is amused that WordPress seems to think WordPress is a misspelling, even though it has itself in the sample paragraph.) I guess if you want to know about Seth, you should click the bigger “About” link at the top left of the page. Meanwhile, I can probably write whatever I want here, since Seth probably won’t notice it for weeks and weeks.

Here are five facts about Seth:

1) Seth can play the harmonica with his nose.

2) Seth will put anything into a burrito, even foods like haggis that nobody in their right mind would put into a burrito.

3) Seth does not exist until noon.

4) If you invite Seth to a location where humor would be entirely inappropriate and any jokes would be unthinkable, he will think of a joke anyway.

5) Seth has some clothes thrown in a corner of his room which are not organized neatly because he has declared them to be made of a substance called “Nofoldium”.