The Pun Also Rises
(as seen in the North Adams Transcript)
"Wait A Minute"
A recent article in the Washington
Post showcased an experiment performed earlier this year where one
of the world's greatest violinists played in a DC Metro station
during rush hour, to see if people would stop and listen to his
music. As it turns out, the answer was generally no. Even when one
of the top violinists ever to pick up a bow was playing some of
the world's most beautiful classical music on a priceless Stradivarius,
almost all of the thousand people who walked by largely ignored
him.
I wasn't surprised.
I've always said there are two types of people in the world: Those
who believe that the world can be simplistically bifurcated into
two opposed groups, and those who don't. Since I appear to be part
of the former, I'll say that the world can also be divided into
two groups another way: Those who would fiddle while Rome burns,
and those too busy burning things to stop and listen to a fiddle.
Unfortunately, it would appear that our world consists mostly of
the latter. There was once a famous cellist in Sarajevo who continued
playing even while the city was being shelled by mortars. A reporter
asked him if he was crazy for playing the cello during that mess,
and he replied that if they were going to ask someone if they were
crazy, it should be the people doing the shelling.
Most of us don't burn Rome or shell Sarajevo. But most of us do
go to work. And amidst our hectic day, it may not be very often
that we take a few minutes to appreciate something beautiful. More
likely, we hurry about from place to place rather than focus on
the panoply of potentially interesting places in between. We are,
perhaps, too much in a rush, and not enough open to getting a rush.
(At least, not a natural rush from experiencing something out in
the world. People get a slightly more packaged rush by starting
their day with coffee. And if they start their day with conservative
drive-time radio, they may hear a very packaged Rush who many feel
is unnatural, in part because he was fond of some substances that
give yet another form of unnatural rush.)
The point is that people are too busy to stop and smell the roses.
It is easy to write this off by saying that commuters have places
to be, and workers have things that must be done. And this is not
incorrect; most workplaces require the attendance of their workers,
and would not look kindly on someone who was habitually stopping
to smell the roses. (Unless, of course, they worked at a rose-smelling
operation doing quality control for floral bouquets.)
If time waits for no man, bosses tend to wait even less. It's like
the old saying goes, "He who hesitates is lost, and often,
so is his job." So it's excusable that people hurry by most
of life, because appreciating life is not their job, right?
Wrong. If your job is not to enjoy life, then the inverse should
also be true -- your life is not your job. (Unless, again, you happen
to work for LifeCo, in the flower-smelling division.) It's still
useful to take time to smell the flowers, even when everyone around
you is hurrying by. Maybe even especially when everyone around you
is hurrying by. The destination of life is death, so enjoying the
journey is important.
That's why it's worth taking a few minutes each day to appreciate
something. If you don't find something out in the world to appreciate,
be that something. Give the world music, or art, or words, or even
a silly dance. Wear socks on your head. Anything that brings a little
light into the world so someone else can take a moment to appreciate
it.
Every time someone says, "He
who hesitates is lost," I reply with "Look before you
leap." Usually, people interpret this to mean you should look
where you're going. But perhaps there is another reason to look
before you leap: If you never look around before jumping to the
next place, then you'll miss some of life's beautiful music along
the way.
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Seth Brown is an award-winning humor writer, and a highly mediocre
writer of mildly serious screeds. His column runs every Friday in
the Transcript. His website is www.RisingPun.com.
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